Monday, June 1, 2009

A tale of two Kabarayagoyas by the Diyawanna Oya

Two Kabaragoyas were basking on the side of Diyawanna Oya

The smaller Kabaraya turned to the bigger Kabaraya and said, "I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it.

"Well", said the big Kabaraya, "what have you been eating?"
"Politicians, same as you," replied the small Kabaraya.
"Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?"
"Down the other side of the lake near the parking lot by the Parliament.
"Same here. Hmm.. How do you catch them?
"Well, I crawl up under one of their Pajeros and wait for one to unlock the car door.
Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of them and eat em!

"Ah!" says the big Kabaraya,

"I think I see your problem.
You're not getting any real nourishment.
See, by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an arsehole wrapped in white polyester."


thekillromeoproject said...

HA HA HA...!!! Good one!

realskullzero said...


Gini Appu said...

easy for y'all to laugh 'eh?
Even the Kabaraya's are malnourished these days...

Jack Point said...

good stuff.

Dee said...